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Hallo! pant wheeze (lemm.ee)

submitted 10 months ago by Onionguy@lemm.ee to c/memes@lemmy.world

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[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Man, es ist harder and harder Lemmy posts zu read.

[–] Sconrad122@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I can't tell if I'm learning German by osmosis or if I'm just adapting to some hybrid Deutschelish dialect from Lemmy that has no use in the real world

[–] Fabian@lemmy.zip 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The German English hybrid is called Dutch

[–] grranibal@lemmy.zip 5 points 10 months ago

Still no use in the real world

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Why not both? It's even more fun when you can't tell what's good German and what's not!

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Hat jetzt länger gedauert, als ich zugeben möchte, bis ich gerallt hab dass das Englisch mit deutschem Akzent und nicht Niederländisch ist.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Gibt's da einen Unterschied?

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Kommt auf deinen Alkoholpegel an.

[–] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

Oder auf den des niederländischen Gegenübers.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

You had me in the first part ngl

[–] Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I have one of those Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher. They're really useless.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I saw someone say that 90% of people in Germany use them as there primary means of transport.

I believe them because that's funny

[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 1 points 10 months ago

That's probably the Pedalo (the thing with yellow wheels) that the dude is standing on. The long word with Eier in it is the egg thingy that he is holding

[–] Onionguy@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Oh absolutely! :D

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Those pedal things look so dangerous and fun. What is the plunger device?

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago

It's the Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher mentioned below. (It's for opening boiled eggs.)

[–] Drekaridill@feddit.is 6 points 10 months ago

Der Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher.

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

Everyone needs an Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher.

[–] darvit@lemmy.darvit.nl 3 points 10 months ago

Here is the tutorial: https://youtube.com/watch?v=Fd7uhYXCBqY

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Wtf

[–] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Oh! Sänk yu, Jürgen!

[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Even when Verspätung, Bruder muss still los