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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

where are people getting their long sweaters

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

From their taller exes

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago

I just came up with a new kink because of this: Forced pants wearing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago

This has been my attitude for some time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Fuuuuuck that it's sweatin' season where I am. Don't need beads of sweat a-rollin' down my legs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

So you'd rather have the sweat bind cloth to your legs for extra insulation? What we need is a dimmer switch for the sun, not pants!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Is this American pants (trousers) or English pants (underwear)?

Quite a different message depending.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago

Ha! Also, American.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Well, if I was going to wield an AK47 around, I might at least want pockets tho

[–] [email protected] 1 points 51 minutes ago

Well, girl pants don't have pockets

[–] [email protected] 23 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

You can have pockets without pants with the skin pocket procedure. You get a pocket sized square of skin removed from each ass cheek, and grafted on to the outside of your thighs. Don't worry about the sting on the buttocks, two ice packs will be provided for relief until the skin heals.

Now you can wear long sweaters without pants and still have pockets!

[–] lena 18 points 22 hours ago

That's enough internet for today

[–] [email protected] 9 points 21 hours ago

... dear... god...

You can also just wear a chest rig, without pants...

Also, I am now just remebering these exist: Utilikilt.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 22 hours ago

Sir, you are getting dangerously close to infringing on my patented idea "Human Kangaroo Pocket". Expect a C&D from my lawyer within the week.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago

I’m gonna need some buttons to make sure the pickpockets don’t steal my snickers bar.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Instructions Unclear, got arrested for indecent exposure

[–] [email protected] 16 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Instructions were quite clear. You just need a bigger gun.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago

seems like a bigger dick would just make exposure more obvious

[–] [email protected] 11 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I think this meme would look less cool if you replaced it with a man, but on I’m board.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago

I'm on board*

[–] [email protected] 15 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Could you wear a skirt and when she reacts negative about it show this meme?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I fucking love masc dudes in skirts, there’s a (hopefully good) chance she wouldn’t react poorly

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago

That’s why I used subjunctive :)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (4 children)

With enough alcohol I could be convinced to wear a kilt for about 5 minutes. Short of that I will literally fight you over wearing a skirt. Attribute whatever you like to that, but I will not wear a skirt. Now, I have Donald Ducked it in front of her and the only thing I got was a hungry stare and a "Mmmm".

[–] [email protected] 10 points 22 hours ago

It’s called “Whinnie the Poohing” and it’s high culture 😤

[–] [email protected] 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

thats fine, a lot of men dont like to wear a skirt. Only thought it could be funny to have the "no pants" thing differently than normal

[–] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago

Long skirts made for men are usually less problematic, if someone considers trying. They give like a goth or alternative vibe.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Dude it's excuse for no pants around the house and your wife gets to ogle your ass.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

I'm a big fan of pants though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe you haven't tried a long skirt/dress yet. Swooshy, full control of your exposure level, fresh air wafting underneath, long tall silhouette, give it a try!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

That's a negative Ghost Rider.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago

Well it's probably impractical on a motorcycle

[–] [email protected] 8 points 21 hours ago

Used to hate dresses and skirts, until I found long loose flowey ones. No pants levels of comfy and look nice with like zero effort. Yes absolutely

[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

I hate skirts and dresses though. But I do try my best not to wear hard pants anymore. Pjs and leggings only.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago

Leggings are her compromise.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago

I got a bunch of preshrunk plain colored linen pants and shorts and they’re comfy as fuck, cool in the sweaty months and for my job at a bakery, and still look at least business casual (the long pants, not the shorts) even if they’re wrinkly.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 22 hours ago

Commando forever!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

Damn, I was about to implement a pants rule for the downstairs but this cute anime chick has given me a new outlook.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

As a guy who's worn a kilt once, I get it. I still wear pants all the time though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

You should try wearing a lungi, it's a good compromise

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

Had to Google that one, but damn that looks comfy. Since I mostly work from home now, I might have to try that out. Thanks for the suggestion.