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I'm Tessellation Kilmister, and you're listening to NPR. (i.imgur.com)

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Good evening, welcome to NPR, I'm your host Tartan Cobain

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

And I'm Chevron Maccoll

[–] [email protected] 18 points 15 hours ago

“I’m Gingham Hoon and this has been Cereal: Solving the Mystery of Breakfast. Join us next week as we explore the Toast Timing Paradox”

[–] [email protected] 13 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Mandelbrot Cobain.

Or flip the pattern/singer to singer/pattern:

Chester Plaid

[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago

Gyazoo, bitches! It's ya boi, Moire Gold, with 37 minutes of Heartpounding Silence With Intermittent Cthonian Whispers! Let's get started!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

I guess I'm... Plain Mercury?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

Hi, it's you brother Polka Dot Mercury here.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I'm Fractal Morrison, and you're listening to NPR

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

I'm Toile Brockie, and you're listening to Wait Wait, Don't Taze Me

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

This is Ditzy Bowie and coming up next is… uh… hang on, I got it written down somewhere..

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

I'm Sans-I/O Cobain, and you're watching Disney Channel

[–] [email protected] 7 points 14 hours ago

Houndstooth Strummer with the anti establishment update: the establishment is winning

[–] [email protected] 8 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Blackwatch Clark

[–] [email protected] 6 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Paisley Lightfoot

[–] [email protected] 10 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Houndstooth Hendrix

[–] [email protected] 10 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Literally came here to be you. I'll be Herringbone Holiday instead.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 14 hours ago

Damask Winehouse here

[–] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

That's legit the name of a Hobbit.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 14 hours ago

Youre listening to morning edition with Grunge Presley.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

Bullish Abandoned Baby DMX

[–] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago

This is Marketplace with Dave Smith Aperiodic Monotile Schuldiner.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

Fractal Hutchison!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

Hello, you're listening to NPR and I'm Droste Effect Mozart. Up next is NPR.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

Ogee Sinatra.

Damn, that's a decent name.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Hey there and welcome, I'm Paisley O'Riordan and you're listening to NPR.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

I'm Honeycomb O'Riordan and you're listening to NPR.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago

I can be Solid Wagner I guess lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

Good evening, I'm Geometric Croce, here with Ogee Cass for this evening's segment.

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