Them: (typing)
Them: (still typing)
Them: (still typing)
Them: (still typing)
Them: (stopped typing)
Me: . . . . . OMG WHAT?!
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Them: (typing)
Them: (still typing)
Them: (still typing)
Them: (still typing)
Them: (stopped typing)
Me: . . . . . OMG WHAT?!
Me: (trying to spell gorjus)
You are ~~gorgeus~~ ~~gorgeaus~~ ~~gorgus~~ pretty.
Remeber when Skype had that little pencil scribbling while someone was typing, but if someone deleted what they were typing the pencil would flip to the eraser? We should bring that back.
They spend ages typing, and then it's just "nah, I'm fine."
I hate all the little things like "read 2 min ago" and "XY is typing" and "XY received message" and "XY is currently online". All messengers should fuck off with that. I disable as much as possible of these but its not enough. Write a message, I might read or not and might reply or not. You should not care or be nosy about it. It's super urgent or something which has to be actively discussed? Cool, call me. I might not answer tho 😂
But honestly that shit just annoys me so much. And more so, people that are almost stalking-enabled by this.
Thbbbbt
and then you forget to respond completely