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Bikini Bottom Twitter

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Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code ยง33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least

Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort

Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.

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[โ€“] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I hate all the little things like "read 2 min ago" and "XY is typing" and "XY received message" and "XY is currently online". All messengers should fuck off with that. I disable as much as possible of these but its not enough. Write a message, I might read or not and might reply or not. You should not care or be nosy about it. It's super urgent or something which has to be actively discussed? Cool, call me. I might not answer tho ๐Ÿ˜‚

But honestly that shit just annoys me so much. And more so, people that are almost stalking-enabled by this.