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As a machinist a lathe is the first thing that comes to mind, you get some clothing or even a rope caught in the wrong place and it'll eat you alive

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

I could mistranslate an MRI manual and they could fry themselves to death?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I would print out the code and Rube Goldbergian series of database triggers that run some of our internal apps; to the untrained mind, it would probably have an effect similar to looking into Medusa's eyes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

There’s a kid I work with that is going to end up stabbing me with a pencil. He’s gotten pretty close a few times.

The lab closet when I was teaching science might have worked. The stuff you let kids work with is as close to water as you can make it, but the stuff for demos could easily take out a Jason or a Freddy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Probably all the knives and the room full of people who spend 8 hours a day cutting things to bits with them. After a while, you get pretty good at finding where to cut through joints, so it doesn't take all that long.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

100' fall into the middle of an arena.

I work as a concert high rigger.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

The contents of the fridge

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

There is usually an alligator or two (or three, or..) in the pond by my work. They definitely get big enough to kill a villain before anyone bothers calling to have them relocated.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

School supplies can be pretty dangerous when used incorrectly. :3

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

One of those paper cutters with the blade arm would be a good go to

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

How many painkillers does it take to kill someone? I reckon we have enough for that at work

[–] [email protected] -4 points 3 days ago
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