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Trump announced Alcatraz reopening hours after ‘Escape from Alcatraz’ aired on PBS
(www.independent.co.uk)
Is he reopening Jurassic Park? 🤭
this post was submitted on 05 May 2025
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The same PBS he wants to cut ahahaha
He didn't announce it reopening, he said he wanted it to be reopened. Shit headline.
And I said I want an orange juice
That man has dementia.
I propose a movie about dinosaurs released in San Diego.
Or the movie about "the bus that couldn't stop"
I was close! I figured he'd just watched The Rock.
The story is far too complex for him in that one
OK, now that's pretty funny.
Dementia Donnie should not be running this country.
He doesn't even know how to operate his sphincters.
I bet we can tie a lot of his actions to the boob tube schedule
In the first admin it was clear he was watching Fox by reading his tweets and comparing.
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thank god he didn't watch the rock on hbo
Aren't films like this always showing somewhere?