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[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 62 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Fuck it. Have any of the other candidates been to space?

[–] frog@feddit.uk 48 points 10 months ago (2 children)

If not that means she has been the closest to God.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

Poor America, so far from God and so close to Donald Trump.

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

closest to God.

Wait, is that the only criterion? Then we need pope Trent Reznor.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 6 points 10 months ago

I am fucking down.

I wonder what music he can produce with ancient music instruments.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Where do I sign the petition for this.

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 2 points 10 months ago

The Sistine Chapel. You just have to convince a majority of Cardinal Electors to go for it.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

Plus, Left Shark is one of her followers. I'm on team Left Shark.

[–] Sibshops@lemm.ee 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The Catholic church: Women in charge? Absolutely not.

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[–] answersplease77@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

im all for the idea of a pope girl this time. she has less chance of molesting kids , statistically for all that we know

[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 18 points 10 months ago (4 children)

The formal requirement to be Pope is a baptized catholic male. Doesn't even technically have to be a cardinal. But has to be male. Idiotic religion.

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

just give her a male baptism, it isn't a brit milah, you don't really need the dongdong

[–] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 3 points 10 months ago

Well then get a pre-transition trans woman to be pope. That's a male girl. Then give her estrogen and see what happens

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[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

BREAKING: Donald Trump declares himself to be Katy Perry!

Have you ever seen them together at the same time??? Hmmm???

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They've both got big cans.

[–] D_C@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

And both are evil cunts. There's more to this, we must delve deeper!!

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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 17 points 10 months ago

Guys, only she can understand love since she has been up in a billionaire taxi.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 15 points 10 months ago

That’s still more Bible than most Christians have read.

[–] peregrin5@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I kinda a feel bad for the last pope. After his death he might have imagined people talking about his work and deeds. Instead, asshats are using AI to photoshop pope hats on the heads of idiots.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Using AI to Photoshop is next level asshat move

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Using the AI to Photoshop fake news into my deepfakes is a sigma move

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

IDK why everyone is shitting on Katy Perry and frankly, I feel vindicated for shitting on her since I knew she was a cunt.

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 10 months ago

Probably because she payed to be dead weight on the dick rocket that was marketed as the first all female space missions.
In reality Valentina Tereshkova became the first woman in space and because she flew solo it was also the first all female space mission.

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] cyphear@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago
[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 7 points 10 months ago

She used to be a contemporary Christian music artist. This is not without precedent.

[–] NotAGamer@lemmy.org 5 points 10 months ago

This would be funny if Donald Trump didn't actually say that he should be the Pope.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (5 children)

I don't understand the Katy Perry hate. William Shatner took the same space trip and wasn't dumped on.

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] tauren@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago

Wow!

Wow!

Wow!

Okay.

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[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It wasn't the trip itself thats particularly viewed as problematic, it was the atrociously patronizing marketing surrounding it and that Katy Perry is just a generally vile person. Nobody is begrudging Amanda Nguyen or Aisha Bowe being along on this trip, they've dedicated their lives to the celebration of science and supporting the work of legitimate astronauts (and I suppose arguably so has Shatner, though he's not exactly a man of flawless character)

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 17 points 10 months ago

At least Shatner's a professional fake astronaut?

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

William Shatner was very much dumped on. Not by us, but by Mister Proper himself.

Shatner: "It was such a humbling experience, I just..."
Bezos:"Shut up man. Just pop some champagne and act like you're celebrating with these cheap hookers I hired for you. "
Hooker:"WOOoOooOo!!!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GQoHIBDogU

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

I knew it at some point the cross industry relevance has some semblance to any job position!

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Teenage Dream for sure

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago
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