I love the phrase "the turd doesn't fall far from the asshole".
Comic Strips
Comic Strips is a community for those who love comic stories.
Rules
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π Be Nice!
- Treat others with respect and dignity. Friendly banter is okay, as long as it is mutual; keyword: friendly.
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ποΈ Community Standards
- Comics should be a full story, from start to finish, in one post.
- Posts should be safe and enjoyable by the majority of community members, both here on lemmy.world and other instances.
- Any comic that would qualify as raunchy, lewd, or otherwise draw unwanted attention by nosy coworkers, spouses, or family members should be tagged as NSFW.
- Moderators have final say on what and what does not qualify as appropriate. Use common sense, and if need be, err on the side of caution.
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𧬠Keep it Real
- Comics should be made and posted by real human beans, not by automated means like bots or AI. This is not the community for that sort of thing.
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π½οΈ Credit Where Credit is Due
- Comics should include the original attribution to the artist(s) involved, and be unmodified. Bonus points if you include a link back to their website. When in doubt, use a reverse image search to try to find the original version. Repeat offenders will have their posts removed, be temporarily banned from posting, or if all else fails, be permanently banned from posting.
- Attributions include, but are not limited to, watermarks, links, or other text or imagery that artists add to their comics to use for identification purposes. If you find a comic without any such markings, it would be a good idea to see if you can find an original version. If one cannot be found, say so and ask the community for help!
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π Post Formatting
- Post an image, gallery, or link to a specific comic hosted on another site; e.g., the author's website.
- Meta posts about the community should be tagged with [Meta] either at the beginning or the end of the post title.
- When linking to a comic hosted on another site, ensure the link is to the comic itself and not just to the website; e.g.,
β Correct: https://xkcd.com/386/
β Incorrect: https://xkcd.com/
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π¬ Post Frequency/SPAM
- Each user (regardless of instance) may post up to five (5 π) comics a day. This can be any combination of personal comics you have written yourself, or other author's comics. Any comics exceeding five (5 π) will be removed.
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π΄ββ οΈ Internationalization (i18n)
- Non-English posts are welcome. Please tag the post title with the original language, and include an English translation in the body of the post; e.g.,
SΓ, por favor [Spanish/EspaΓ±ol]
- Non-English posts are welcome. Please tag the post title with the original language, and include an English translation in the body of the post; e.g.,
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πΏ Moderation
- We are human, just like most everybody else on Lemmy. If you feel a moderation decision was made in error, you are welcome to reach out to anybody on the moderation team for clarification. Keep in mind that moderation decisions may be final.
- When reporting posts and/or comments, quote which rule is being broken, and why you feel it broke the rules.
Banned Artists
The following artists are banned from the community.
- Jago
- Stonetoss
It should be noted that when you make reports, it is your responsibility to provide rational reasoning why something should be removed. Saying it simply breaks community rules is not always good enough.
Web Accessibility
Note: This is not a rule, but a helpful suggestion.
When posting images, you should strive to add alt-text for screen readers to use to describe the image you're posting:
Another helpful thing to do is to provide a transcription of the text in your images, as well as brief descriptions of what's going on. (example)
Web of Links
- !linuxmemes@lemmy.world: "I use Arch btw"
- !memes@lemmy.world: memes (you don't say!)
That's just false though...I had one of my kids squirt poop (imagine the most disgusting water gun ever made) at me literally several feet when they were a baby. Absolutely horrifying experience and subsequent cleanup.
I bet they giggled as you were bukkake'd with shit.
I truly hope this is true: Brand new sentence.
... someone just awakened a fetish and I hope I never cross paths with them.
An example of great parenting. Kid asks question, answer question honestly and briefly. No need for a lecture.
Me when I was little: βmom, why are those guys holding hands?β
Mom: βwell you know how you like girls? Some boys like boys. Some girls like girls.β
Me: βoh, cool. Mom, why are the street signs here blue but green in the other town?β
I bring up this exchange whenever people say stuff like βbut what will the kids think? It will break their brains!β
Now, my mom teaching that to me DID cause some damage, because she forgot to add: βbut you go to catholic school, so donβt repeat that or else youβll get in trouble AND the other kids will bully you and the teachers wonβt stop themβ. Thankssss mom.
oh, cool. Mom, why are the street signs here blue but green in the other town
In Europe, green signs declare an Autobahn/Highway. (Or that the Autobahn leads to this destination, if there is a place on the signs)
I find the Idea of a town where everything is just an Autovahn very amusing.
I used to be like a diet version of Mike. Sometimes the turd becomes a progressive transfem communist.
Note, there are two devils in the last pic, a big one and a small one. I know that feeling too well.
Overton window for devils.
I reject this implicit categorization of robots as "not pretty". They can be pretty and cool.
I don't understand the last panel, are they supposed to be representing commenters?
is the metaphor of the little devil on your shoulder falling out of fashion? not aimed at you personally, your comment just made me wonder if it's starting to become less known in general.
I thought that was a possibility but they both look like devils?
Also I don't think the metaphor is falling out of fashion, less common than it used to be, but I think everyone still knows it.
They are both devils - his wife (the author) has a shoulder angel and shoulder devil, along with an occasional shoulder princess, shoulder cave woman, and a few others that have appeared once or twice. Obby here gets a relatively subtle devil and an overt satyr-shaped devil.
ohh I see. Thank you
I don't think this comic holds true. Mike is 6. Who knows where he heard these things. Could have been tv. Could have been at school. Could have been other kids his age.
The point is, his name is Mike. Which if you've ever met a Mike, you know that all Mikes are assholes by default.
Is it Mike specific or all Michaels? Michael Vsauce seems nice enough
No, it's Mike. And Gary.
Good to know, thank you π«‘