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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Irelephant@lemm.ee to c/facepalm@lemmy.world
 

TranscriptA tweet by Ivanka Trump @ivankatrump saying "I cannot believe that Theodore is eight months old today! Happy birthday little teddy bear!" with an admittedly cute picture of a child smiling. It has a reply from @blacknmild saying "this isn't how birthdays work"

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[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 155 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

The entire family is dumb as rocks.
It'd be hilarious if daddy dumb dumb wasnt a cult leader with so much power.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Teddy may have turned 8mo in that meme, but you sir/madam turned 1yo today (on Lemmy). So happy cake day to you!

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago
[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It surprises me how stupid people seem to get power easily.

Happy cake day btw.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Confidence will get you very far in many fields. Unfortunately, more intelligent people are aware there are things they do not know and rarely have the confidence levels comparable to that of a dimwit.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 60 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gross, they're making more of them.

[–] andybytes@programming.dev 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Maybe due to all of the accomplishments of the Cheeto king's administration life expectancy will be measured in months to hide the fact that our collective life expectancy has been drastically reduced. When you got studies coming out saying that the poorest European lives about as long as the richest American, well you know you got a problem.

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[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Never fails to amaze me how out of touch with reality they are.

[–] dellish@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Maybe this is like Tesla's odometers, but for birthdays?

[–] turnip@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

My wife has a one month birthday every month as well.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Her family is living in the mad hatters tea party

[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What the fuck is Theodore?

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