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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by Donut@leminal.space to c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works
 

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Edit: tried to crosspost on Eternity. I don't think it worked. Added in image and link to post

https://mander.xyz/post/12455259

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[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] CompassRed@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 11 months ago

It's supposed to be E^2 = (mc^2 )^2 + AI^2 , which implies that AI = pc, because AI is the momentum that will carry us into the future. These rookies clearly just took the square root using freshman's dream.

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 4 points 11 months ago

Haha my poor Taosif, you know nothing. You have a PhD in physics from the MIT, and all that for what? Not even able to think outside the box. My man Sreekanth is thinking outside the box containing the box. Not bad. But he failed to add the missing term in his equation.

E + BTC = mc² + AI

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That was absolutely written by AI.

[–] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 2 points 11 months ago

Unfortunately I have to use this cesspool a lot for work.

In any case, something I've noticed is the 'contribute your thoughts to this topic (for ai)' are always responded to by people who are clearly using chatgpt.

It's just bots talking to bots all way down.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Phrases like “it symbolizes the increasing role” are something I generally see ChatGPT say. People don’t typically talk like that, even pretentious lunatics on LinkedIn.

[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 0 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

"Consultant", of course. Anyone with an ounce of a real career wouldn't want their manager seeing them post BS like this. This reads like a desperate attempt at saying something profound, hoping to attract (easily fooled) clients.

[–] Daqu@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

A good consultant is like a nigerian prince. He filters the people who ask too many questions from the start. That way he will get clients that will not resist his consulting.