this post was submitted on 24 Apr 2025
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Tan Eggs

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"When I'm a small prey mammal and I've evolved to survive the barren rocky landscape by optimizing into a tan egg"


For posts about animals that loosely fit the description above. While the animal does not have to hit all the requirements, it should hit some of them:


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[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago

Spruce tree lookin ass

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago

Didn't skip tail day

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

It seems to have just moved most of its fur from its body to its tail and ears.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That's not a squirrel .... that's a large fluffy tail attached to a rat

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

large fluffy tail attached to a rat

Isn't that every squirrel? They're just adorable arboreal rats.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

Fuckin showoff.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

That's a fit chipmunk with a custom buttplug

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

That would make a good furry

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Hmmm..., very mammalian

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Maybe it was just really humid that day.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

That's fuckin goofy as shit

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Gotta clean those radiators somehow...