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[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago

This is actually psychotic. Do you know how many emails I get? I don't want some kiss ass in my fucking inbox. Sending me a thank you email actually shows that you don't respect my time.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

Wait! How can i get the privilege to work with this smug loser?!!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

There's is nothing worse in job hunting than dealing with companies with this mentality/culture.

Degrade yourself while we give you the runaround or you don't get the job! Fuck you. Hell is not enough, I cast the Locust Plague upon ye 🦗🦗🦗

[–] [email protected] 372 points 1 week ago (41 children)

I’ll probably get a lot of downvotes for this, but why exactly should I send a thank-you email?

What about the potential employer – why don’t they send one to me? I took the time to prepare my application, sent them all my documents, and showed up for the interview.

I’m not begging for a job – I’m applying for one. They’re looking for someone who will generate more value for the company than they’ll pay in salary. That’s a business transaction, not charity.

So again – why should I be the one to send a thank-you email?

Personally, I think it’s enough to thank them in person during the interview.

[–] [email protected] 196 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why would you get downvoted in a community called LinkedIn Lunatics where we are expressly making fun of the content of the post?

[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'll probably get down voted for this opinion, but the earth is round and orbits the sun.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

I'll probably get downvoted for this opinion, but people should return their shopping carts to the corral and not poop in the street.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (7 children)

False! The Earth and Sun orbit the center of gravity between the two of them!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

False! They all exist in a complex system of gravitational pull where all bodies, not just these two, have differing degrees of influence on each other dictated by distance and mass!

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 week ago (6 children)

100%. I’ve never heard of this practise - maybe it’s an American thing?

[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They tell us to do it in Canada too. But seriously, if you hiring me depends on me sending a mail to kiss your ass, fuck off, I take back my application.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

No, it's not.

That being said, I've interviewed dozens, if not hundreds, of candidates, and have received thank-you notes from a handful of them. These notes are not part of the rubric used to evaluate them for the role. They also tend to come from weaker performers, so if anything, such a note is a red flag.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Downvoting you specifically for saying you’ll get downvotes for expressing a rational thought in response to a linkedinlunatic post. How dare you.

But also you’re right, bullshit tests should be called out as bullshit and employers should be shamed for pulling stupid shit like this. This is a business transaction where I’m selling you my time and skills for less than their worth so you can exploit that for a profit. You(the employer) should be fucking thanking me.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I honestly use it as a passive aggressive "hey it's been a week and I haven't heard from you, am I still being considered." email.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 135 points 1 week ago (6 children)

As a hiring manager, I can confidently say, please do not send me any more email - even if it is to thank me.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Seriously, who wants yet another email to have to skim and delete, besides narcissistic interviewers I guess

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[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"Lick my boots or I will not consider you for a job."

Reeks of insecurity.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Suck my dick harder and better than the others, to see if you are fit for this dick-sucking position we have available. Communicate clearly that you have no self respect or any other healthy boundary that would prevent the power dynamic I enjoy to play from ever happening.

I really fucking hate corporate and their fucking culture. And this LinkedIn buffoons, pretending to be influencers just make me want to vomit.

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Dear Assface,

I'm writing to thank you. Not for the interview. For making a stupid post on a job site that you treat as social media. You are clearly deranged. I know that I don't want to work for you or with you or anywhere near you. Thank you for making that clear to me. Suck a fuck.

Best, some_guy

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Real answer: I usually say thank you in person at the end of the interview. Like "Thank you for your time." Sending an email restating that would be wasting their time, no?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Nah, these people stir air for a living. They appreciate others who also know how to stir air. Sending a pointless time wasting email is the epitome of this discipline. If you want in, you need to show them you can do it too. If you want to be an actual productive member of society, you wont do it and find a position where you don't have to resort to such menial tasks.

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 week ago

Ironic that he’s a divorce lawyer, because his behaviour is exactly the sort of insane mind games that leads to failed relationships.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago

I've never grovelled for a job, and I'm not starting now.

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I actually think it's a good, no GREAT system. Because I would never do that and I wouldn't want to work for anyone who expects it.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I might be old school but I see nothing wrong with a little politeness, especially if it gets my foot in the door. But then again, I’m not going to continually kiss someone’s ass for what should be a mutually beneficial situation.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Thank you email? Do employers make house visits or take you out for dinner when interviewing in the US?

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I have yet to see any place with a good hiring procedure, this nonsense included. People saying they work in HR should generally be looked at as if they just admitted to being in a cult, which is terrifying because it means cultists will be deciding whether you get to do the thing you do to keep from starving in the street.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (20 children)

While this person definitely sounds like a giant douche, it is in fact best practice to send a thank you email after an interview.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Yeah, it's unfortunately good advice. Hearing it from a hiring manager in a "dance my puppet" way makes me want to vomit though.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I recently wrapped up two lengthy interview processes (2 months for each).

Both companies were aware I was in multiple interview loops

One company was super transparent about the process, where I currently was in the process, all sorts of updates and notifications of delays etc. This loop took a long time since it was for a senior level position on a foundational team & product for the company.

The other company was playing it fast & loose. Lack of updates of where I am in the loop. Outside of the first meet & greet where I used a tool to find time on the interviewers schedule, I was chasing people to find out when the next interview step would be. After what I thought was the last "vibe check" interview with their CFO, I was told I'd hear from their HR shortly. It took 10 days and two check-in emails before I finally heard from HR and scheduled a meeting, which turned out to be more interviewing. I've yet to hear back from them, and I fully expect that they want me to chase them.

Needless to say, when the first company presented me with an offer that had everything in it I was asking for with a nice little cherry on top, I accepted the offer with very few questions or hesitation.

Treat me and my time with respect just as I will treat you and your time with respect. I have skills you need to deliver products & services and you have means of generating income from the combination of my skills and my peers to grant me an income. If you don't treat me & my time with respect, I'll go elsewhere, or even decide to become a competitor.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (6 children)

On the other side...

I'm so dead sick of those "thank you for applying, you are so awesome and amazing! But we went with another guy" emails

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago

I'd rather have that email than being ghosted by the company you applied at. Which happens more often than not.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I would think there are very, very few interviews where the interviewee doesn't verbally thank them both at the beginning and end of the interview. Needing more than that is just narcissism.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Whenever ai see these corporate office games I’m glad I have another reason I like my union job. None of this asskissing BS to move up. You apply for the position, if you meet/pass any qualifications and have the seniority, you get the spot. Yeah, the initial gig might need you to jump through HR’s hoops, but other than that it’s just qualifications and seniority. I suck at schmoozing and have a really hard time essentially lying to people about my motivations and feelings to jump through useless hoops to get a job, I despise sucking up to someone because they hold a position of authority.

(Yes, union jobs ABSOLUTELY have their own problems, but I’ve found the benefits of union work over time have far outweighed any benefits the corporate rat race could have.)

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (8 children)

The fuck? I interview people frequently. The thank-you email is nice, but definitely not required. I'd never write someone off because they didn't send me a thank-you email. Geez.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Feed him to the orphan crushing machine

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

It's the orphans turn to crush

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

shut the fuck up marco

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