this post was submitted on 24 Apr 2025
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Self-Aware Wolves

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Submit posts (from anywhere) where people unknowingly describe themselves.

Specifically, someone who, when attempting to mock or denigrate their political opposition, accidentally describes themselves. They aren't self aware enough to notice. Or, alternatively, someone who accurately describes the world while trying to parody it.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

No, nodogbite, she's threatening you with flowers, obviously.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Threatening him with violets.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Night shade is a lovely flower.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Throw tomatoes at his house? You got it!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Tomato, potato, same difference.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I think guys would understand what women feel in alleys if they were told this: Imagine you are new in prison alone in a shower and there are three guys (each able to easily overpower you) that say “I like your smile”.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

At a certain point people who lack empathy are never going to get it no matter how much you dumb it down.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I've heard "imagine that you were made of hamburger and surrounded by bears."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Username check out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm a bit confused. Do TSA have any power? Then why do they make such a big deal with small items?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They're lower on the bastard totem pole than mall cops, but people think they do.

Not they that aren't bastards, they just couldn't pass the exam.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Firstly, they have the power to make your day go to shit.

Secondly, the average man has power over the average woman simply due to the imbalance in physical size and strength.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Oh that's what it means. My mistake, I read position of power as social power rather than physically. Thanks for pointing that out.