If you can't eat the nuggets alone, do you really like nuggets?
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Nobody actually likes nuggets, but people look at you like you're a psychopath if you just start chugging the dipping sauce.
the skin
Bbq sauce or honey mustard is god tier here.
Incorrect. Sweet and sour sauce is the only correct answer.
One time when I was a kid, my father borrowed a friend's apartment in another country and we drove there for several days for a vacation. While we were there we made hamburgers and we had buns but didn't get condiments bc we were only going to be there a couple days. Anyway, it was such a novelty to be eating a burger without condiments... I always remember that and associate it with that vacation.
Nuggets without sauce… meh.
A burger without condiments is a crime against humanity.
I just counted, and I have like 12 different types of condiment in my fridge.
However, a couple years ago I was in a new town for work and I was like lemme try out this local pizza shop for lunch. I got a meatball submarine sandwich for takeout. I got back to the office and looked at the sub and... it was just a couple meatballs in a long Italian bread loaf. It didn't even have cheese or lettuce or tomato sauce. There were no condiments handy and I didn't have time to go get anything else, so I was like wtf might as well power through and eat it plain.
Fam, that was the best sub I had in years. The meatballs were juicy and flavorful; the bread was plain but fresh and it highlighted the taste of the meat.
Anyway, like I said, I have plenty of condiments for when the food isn't as well made, which is most of the time.
Eh, my only real issue with it is if the patty is dry, but that would be an issue in and of itself anyway.
If your nuggets need sauce: You got some shitty nuggets, my friend.
People who just nug without get
No Ketchup
Just sauce
Raw sauce
Nuggets with Sriracha tho
Sriracha with nuggets, even.
Swap the text for SpongeBob and the slasher, jfc.
What psychopath uses mayo as a dip?
Sometimes I forget to shop and run out of other options 🤷
Ranch, honey bbq, chikfila sauce, cheese sauce, and soy sauce are my prefered. Ketchup just doesnt do it anymore for me and never had mayo.
Ketchup is only good on fries, and even then, it needs a heavy dash of tabasco.
For the nuggets, every once in a great while, I drizzle honey over the nuggets, and add a little black pepper.
I love all varieties of mustard. Chinese mustard is especially good.
Horseradish sauce is another of my favorites.
Chip dip is another good one.
I mean, we can do without the anti-gay, hyper-conservative sauce plug... Fuck Chickfilet.
actually i always like to eat few chicken nuggets without any condiments first to taste how bad or good it is
Herr Schuler stopped dipping in sauce after trying franch, kickass cajun, and ketchup. just ketchup.
I grew up dipping them in honey. We’d do the same with pizza crust.
No one has mentioned it, but it has been a fave of mine lately: caesar.
I love caesar salad, and one day all i had was caesar and chicken, so i dipped and never looked back.
second choice for me is honey mustard, but that was mentioned already. but i have to mention it again because it is just that good.
bbqxbuffalo sauce
Only mcnuggets. All other dry nuggets are inferior.