this post was submitted on 23 Apr 2025
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Tan Eggs

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"When I'm a small prey mammal and I've evolved to survive the barren rocky landscape by optimizing into a tan egg"


For posts about animals that loosely fit the description above. While the animal does not have to hit all the requirements, it should hit some of them:


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[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

ruminant

1. an even-toed ungulate mammal that chews the cud regurgitated from its rumen. The ruminants comprise the cattle, sheep, antelopes, deer, giraffes, and their relatives.

Neat, I'm gonna ruminate on this new fact

[–] Auli@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

So has hoofs a chews cud. Good to know he's kosher or halal.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If there is a smol flood, the floofy poofie will stay dry.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

A Dutch mouse!

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

I hate it when my potatoes grow legs and run away.

[–] nis@feddit.dk 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Are they considered primitive because they only have three legs?

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What if that turns out to not be his leg?

[–] WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah, that isn't a 3rd leg at the back...

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Close relatives of the wild haggis.

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

They look like how I'd draw a "weird leggy mouse"

Never skip leg day.

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 5 points 1 year ago

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