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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Zhu founded Sperm Racing with Nick Small, 16, head of the business management consulting firm Stealth; Shane Fan, chief executive of the NFT pricing platform Waterfall; and Garrett Niconienko, former content strategist for the YouTuber Mr Beast.

Well, that explains a lot

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I, for one, think this is fun. And much more ethical than horse racing.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

Finally, a sport gay men can enjoy.

Well, other than college wrestling.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

This very much feels like a sport invented by men trying to find a new way to express their masculinity without doing the obvious thing: learning to be emotionally literate.

Maybe I’m wrong and I hope I am, but this feels like the result of Andrew Tate culture

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

this is weird gay porn but okay I'm in

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

The sperm doesn't touch.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

shit so gay it killed the pope.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

2guys1petridish

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

I don't even want to give them the clicks for this.

Is this about 2 guys, 1 girl, and 9 months to find out the "winner?"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

The human race is a lost cause.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is Musk going to try to rig the proceedings so he can claim victory?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

More likely to pay someone else for their sperm and pretend it was his all along

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Similar to dog racing where they have a rabbit running ahead of them for inspiration, will they have a clam staged at the finish line?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

They better call at least one team the Cream Team or this event is bust.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

if you don't want this in your browsing history:

Eric Zhu, the company’s 17-year-old co-founder, said the inaugural event would pit samples taken from two healthy young university students against each other on a racetrack 20cm (8in) long and modelled on the female reproductive system.

honestly, I'd watch it. That sounds hilarious as fuck

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Sperm racer came immediately into my mind.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

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