thanks. thanks for acknowledging that i have the right of way. thanks for resisting the intrusive thought i know you have right now to hit the gas and run me over. you know what, why don't you just go first instead?
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Downvoter has car-brainrot.
what's a downvote when you're the only parent comment? must i tap my temple?
I appreciate the thought behind it, but please just follow the traffic rules and be predictable. I can wait.
No one I know wants that. The shitty little wave and refusal to move while holding up traffic to make you do a stupid wave and run.
They think it's kind (maybe?), but it's stupid