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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

Billie Jean in my ass.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

I need a break in my ass

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Peek-A-Boo In My Ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Sledgehammer in my ass

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Welcome to the jungle .. in my ass...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots in my Arse

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hungry like the wolf in my ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Inside you there are two wolves. One always hungry for ass, and one that hunger for ass. Which one wins? The one you feed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Caramel in my ass...I don't think I can complain about anything compared to some of these

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Punch me I bleed in my ass.

Literally listening to Children of Bodom, while I read this post. Alexi would have approved, I'm sure.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

The long and winding road in my ass

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

More Than A Feeling In My Ass

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Yo No Fui in my ass

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

Prison Sex in my ass

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Highwayman in my ass.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Catch these fists in my ass

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

I wanna fuck a dog in the ass in my ass

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Stressed Out in my ass

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

More than this in my ass

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Drive in my ass

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Smells Like Teen Spirit In My Ass

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Love-Hate-Sex-Pain in my ass.

I guess I’ll never listen to Godsmack the same again.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ok. Guys. You know, it's tempting to lie about thinga like that. But this is for real. I was listening Aesop Rock on Friday, so I opened my Spotify to:
None shall pass in my ass.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

Hey Man, Nice Shot in my ass

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Guillotine in my ass (Banks)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Unleashed in my Ass

… I am more scared than I should be

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Get down in my ass. (Nas)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

"Castles Made of Sand in my ass"

Sounds like normal evening after day at the beach.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Division by zero in my ass?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Everything Will Be Alright Tomorrow In My Ass

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Narrow Your Eyes in my ass.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Radioactive Toy in my ass...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Beautiful things in my ass

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

I"m playing Bioshock: Infinite and was just in the Salty Oyster bar where "Makin' Whoopee" plays on the phonograph.

So....yeah.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Blown by the Wind in my Ass

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Embrace the endless ocean in my ass

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Lonely Day in my ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Every Time We Touch in my ass

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Right Here, Right Now, in my ass.

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