There may be a chance to get your old job back.
this post was submitted on 13 Apr 2025
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"Yeah so we got back to his place, and it looked like a thumb"
"omg it was that small??"
"No you don't understand, it looked like a thumb"
Ah yes, the creeping liver
I hope you have nickelodeon licensing for this hahah
The support you're receiving here may be a bit flaccid
I'd this an fingecle? A fock? A Fenis? Or maybe a fick? I know it starts with an F. But maybe its a peninger? A cocinger or a dicinger?
Thank you for your contribution to lexicology.
It also made quite a contribution towards me meeting my daily giggle quota.
Noted. Stop touching your finger!
Stop twiddling your thumb
I haven't named it yet which I need to do before the gallery will put it on exhibit
Thumbsticle?
Scrothumb
Bhallanges.
Thung like a Thorth
Pinger?
👍?
Please don't
"Art should disturb the comfortable and comfort the disturbed"
Sounds like you have a nutjob on your hands.
Cut silent hill enemy
I was their model for this.
Unsettling, looks good though.
Oh, I hate these little shits, they stick their thumb up your bum & won't let go - now suddenly I'm lugging around 4 balls & I'm doing all kinds of shit I was (rightfully) too scared to do before.
TIHI
I know this one! "Look who's Talking". When Bruce Willis was still in the belly, he looked down and said "Oh, look. Another thumb! How'm I gonna get that in my mouth? ". Ha!
But,no. This is disturbing. I like it. Not put it on my coffee table like it, but it's well done.
Technically on decent level. And I have seen many highly acclaimed boring banal stuff. So good luck. You have a chance.
thank you
Thumb wars
everything reminds me of her
The white part of the nail feels off
thank you for the constructive criticism. I will try harder nest time
My criticism would be that there's no cuticle, but if it's 100% realism you're after then I guess that's not top of the list...
Everything about this feels off.
When they want you to finger them, so you begin removing your belt
I don't know why, but this reminds me of the Dead Hand enemy from ocarina of time.
Well done. What materials did you use?
Docking procedure complete!
Looks itchy