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Apple encourages fowl language
Dad?
“I keep hitting my head on that low cabinet.”
“Maybe you should try fucking.”
I saw someone fucking under a bridge to avoid the rain today
Nah still checks out. Fucking in the rain seems interesting but you get cold quick and water makes for a terrible lubricant.
I'm ducking out of this thread before it gets nasty
My phone is really good at replacing ducking with fucking but the one time i actually want to use ducking it won't let me and I gotta fix it like 3 times.
"Did the sniper get one of our guys?" "No they were all fucking I mean fucking I mean fucking I mean fucking I mean fucking I mean..."
Ducking and dodging all night!
"This game's hitboxes suck. I was ducking and still couldn't fit under the opening that my character could clearly fit into." - Something I've actually said about Fallout 4
They call it a “crouch” in the manual. You were crouching, not ducking.
"I'm ducking for cover"?
🤷Im not denying its a real word, just that the game doesnt use it.
All hail the Ducking, ruler of the lake
I don't use autocorrect (only autosuggest) but when I did, in the dictionary, I autocorrected all the curse words to match up fuck=fuck, shit=shit, ass=ass, etc. If you still use autocorrect, you might want to do this if you curse a lot.
He's ducking the real issue here.
This is why you just set a shortcut in your phone.
I'll be ducking out now.
I'll be fucking out now
What were you doing as the arcing rope of hot bonobo jizzum was spiralling toward you from between the bars of the zoo enclosure?
I use it, i regularly duck ducking go
Ducking, as in to duck or reduce height. To reduce the height of the audio levels.