Oh, he's on AWS, that might explain some things
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π what year is this guy living in? SQL has scaled, probably better than any other software paradigm.
Yes, but if I do 80 joins and don't specify join conditions, things get, like, super slow, Scoobs!
That's why you should only left outer inner right join with a recursive select!
Somebody needs to learn to design his database layout by common queries and performance standards.
This guy is vibe coding his queries. That's the future of programming :(
God I hate that term. They just put vibe in front of it and act like copy/pasting things you don't understand is "coding."
I think it is a perfect term. It so accurately describes how terrible the outcome must be. You can use it with other high-skilled jobs as well: vibe surgery, vibe piloting, vibe architecture.
vibe rator?
Yβall must be running Oracle DB if your SQL is not scaling.
as someone who has never coded in SQL and only knows some python, SQL is so scalable it sheds every 3 weeks
Do we need to bring out the Mongo DB web scale video again?
First thing I thought of when I read this, and if you click through to the actual Linkedin post, that's exactly what the twit is saying.