TedDallas

joined 10 months ago
[–] TedDallas@programming.dev 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Pro tip: getting laid creates more problems than it solves.

[–] TedDallas@programming.dev 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Personally I feel like it is a dumb question. Life gives you meaning. By that I mean life enables the creation of symbolic truths. And what enables life is a different question.

[–] TedDallas@programming.dev 1 points 8 months ago

Antimatter printer fluid must cost more than the GDP of the entire Milky Way.

[–] TedDallas@programming.dev 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Yeah, while initially writing my terrain generator I thought it weird to have a X,Z grid of tiles. Odd decision for Godot team. But I am used to it now.

[–] TedDallas@programming.dev 6 points 8 months ago

A bowel contraction sandwich. Thick cut. Kills men over 50. I salute you.

[–] TedDallas@programming.dev 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

How about adding indexes and stats on the appropriate columns, and have look at your execution plan while you're complaining. Bushels of low hanging fruit are ready to be picked for devs who bother with a little SQL performance tuning.

[–] TedDallas@programming.dev 2 points 9 months ago

Yup, and they sent men to the moon with 32 kilobytes of RAM. It was enough to go to the moon, and by god it was enough for you!

[–] TedDallas@programming.dev 1 points 9 months ago

I know someone who legit does not have any social media accounts for almost 20 years in the US on a green card, unless you count their google account. I can imagine the frustration of the bureaucrat that goes, "Oh yeah? We'll find you..." 10 months later. "You must be a spy!"

[–] TedDallas@programming.dev 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Ah, a fellow ancient one from the time before color. Cheers.

[–] TedDallas@programming.dev 4 points 9 months ago

Lil' bitch, I'm a 16KB expansion cartridge in my Vic-20 years old.

[–] TedDallas@programming.dev 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Nah yeah nah yeah nah. That's a rare photo of Sassy waiting for his mate Lez to come back from hanging bush poo, kant.

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