I was in a fugue state drawing this. If it is in any way upsetting, I will delete it.
This gives off vibes of how Tom Green made a song called, "feel your balls" and it was a song about checking your balls for cancer.
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Ass ass inate. Believe it! I need sleep.
Ass ass I, Nate.
It's an Isaac Asimov porn parody where the robots are replaced by an extremely white guy for some reason
No one may have asked for it, but everyone needs to know about it.
If this upsets anyone, that’s a small price to pay. Good job, op.
looks at the blood brownie thing im eating yeah I don't think im hungry anymore /lh
Oh God no! I'm sorry.
Ooo can I have it then?
I shall ship it to you posthaste. It's a cranberry flavoured one :3
I got really bad hemorrhoids so I would hope its just that. Like If I wipe too hard it bleeds. I need to actually use the cream. Haven't seen any bright red shit in a while though.
I hear you.
Obviously, eat fibre etc etc. If that's not possible then the bare minimum I'd suggest is getting some psyllium husk. It's cheap and easy to get powdered fibre. Add a teaspoon to water and drink quickly. Or on your cereal, etc, and eat it.
Though I personally don't like the taste so I take it in water just before bed.
Also, spray bidet. If nothing else then get one. It's a game changer. There are ways to attach them to your pipes with no cutting, etc, as well.
Have your monumental turd then spray and dab. Spray more if necessary.
No more wiping and wiping. Just spray, dab, check, spray more if needed.
Your arsehole will thank me.
I get a test mailed to me every year and I get it done. Fuck cancer of any kind, including colorectal cancer.
Is that a blood test? Those aren't always effective. I kept testing negative even when I had a massive tumor in my bowels. The only thing that really works is going in there and taking a look, i.e. a colonoscopy.
It's a poop test. Its pretty good at finding cancer, but if there's any blood at all its invalid. A good option for people in their 30's and 40's. Older folks probly just need the probe.
Ah, that sounds better. My tumor was found when I was 30 and initially caused me lots of IBD problems, and then proceeded to blood in my stool. Butt probe then confirmed it even though my doctor was expecting something else because I was so young. A test like that might not have helped much in my case but I wasn't the most average case anyway.
They’re correct, it’s a poop test.
I'm upset, delete it
Colorectal people of cancer all affects ages.
And in all sorts of ways ...
My grandfather died of colon cancer, he had persistent diarrhoea/constipation (probably cycling, never had him clarify) for a year before he sought any medical attention. So yeah get your body checked up, the best thing you can do for cancer is to catch it early.
I read this all in Kwite's voice
I've had bouts of blood in my stool since I was a teenager. No doctor has ever been able to explain it so it's just something I live with.