this post was submitted on 10 Apr 2025
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Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

The usual rules apply:

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Can't show off what a manly man you are in winter because it's too cold for your Punisher t-shirts, tactical cargo shorts, and front yard arguments with your wife? This is the product for you!

Your neighbours will be left in a whirlwind of emotions feeling emasculated and enamored seeing you bashing salt with a sledgehammer at 5 every morning.


Who is the target market? Whoever is buying Dr Squatch soap, Dude Wipes, War Paint concealer for men, Black Rifle coffee, and tactical diaper bags.

How will you advertise? 90% through podcasts and 10% recycled corporate jokes on Twitter.


I also considered the name As salt ed

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Throw the ads for that into those influencer morning routine videos and you're laughing on the way to the bank

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Yeah right after they go a Better Health sponsored moisturizing video they can go destroy their driveway

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I was picturing a car-sized cube of salt that a guy is going out to the driveway to lick in the morning and in doing so emasculating the neighbors.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Flexing what a sodium consuming alpha Chad he is