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Man Salt: An oversized salt lick cube and sledgehammer combo for salting driveways
(lemmy.dbzer0.com)
This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.
The usual rules apply:
No bigotry
Be nice to each other
Throw the ads for that into those influencer morning routine videos and you're laughing on the way to the bank
Yeah right after they go a Better Health sponsored moisturizing video they can go destroy their driveway
I was picturing a car-sized cube of salt that a guy is going out to the driveway to lick in the morning and in doing so emasculating the neighbors.
Flexing what a sodium consuming alpha Chad he is