fuck you. how the hell can you hear what i think in the shower?
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The Easter Bunny tells her.
protip: if you want to get laid, just crawl up a rabbit's ass and wait a few more days
I knew they were listening to my thoughts...
Literally told my therapist I know I'm doing well bc that hasn't happened in forever, like an hour ago.
The Easter Bunny is coming, little one
It’s long ears and it’s fluffy coat
The Easter Bunny is coming, little one
With a basket of dreams and nightmares
The Easter Bunny is coming for you, little one
Its dagger eyes and its razor teeth
When it stands, it stands taller than any child
It’s gifts outsized by its bloodied fur
You can’t be sure that it sees you as it approaches
You know it sees you as it starts to twitch
Do not pray for yourself, as that would be in vain
Pray that your parents are not the first to see, what the Easter Bunny does to you
Those parents never utter words again
Pray while there is still time little one!
It’s insatiable lust for the necro-surreal
All because you are in the wrong place at the wrong time
All because your parents wanted more than the world should rightly give
All because you were left to play alone with your toys instead of in the kitchen as you normally would
Little one, the Easter Bunny is coming for you.
O_o
She’s probably talking to JK Rowling 😆
In my culture, we hit women with wooden whip, until they give you eggs (or alcohol)
Czechia?
Ofcourse
Got in a big argument with my longtime friends last year, who thought it was bad parenting to tell kids Santa Claus was real. Their "point" was how can your children ever trust you again once they know you lied to them? The fact that most people manage to cope with this didn't enter into their reasoning. It was like arguing with Sheldon Cooper.