this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2025
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Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

The usual rules apply:

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

This is the beginning of Horizon: Zero Dawn

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Damn what a wild ride. It's not "meant" to eat anything else than plant matter. BUT it could, at least chicken fat is listed as a potential power source...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

"A proprietary algorithm assimilates protein in the safest and most humane way available to it. We stand for human decency, equal rights and safety". Get that onto the headline but make sure legal does not put it in the terms of service. Well, that's done, now back to fundraising.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Chicken fat, civilian casualties... is there really a difference?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

but that is not our mission

I'm out.

I mean I'd already be out on the grounds of something like this being military/corporate, but otherwise...

I'm less sure of a cruise than I would be of a death cruise (you can check out anytime you like). So you may be onto something here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

We need profits. And more people.