I said "well you got any jelly donuts?" He said "NAAAh we're out of jelly donuts!" I said "you got any Bavarian cream filled donuts? He said " NAAAh we're out of Bavarian cream-filled donuts!" and so on
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Quality meme right here
Dam, me be like today fr, entered shawarma place, there was options big shawarma, cheese or without cheese, and standard shawarma cheese or without cheese, i asked for big one, they told me that they don't have enough ingredients, i was be like in this meme
Well, you got any jelly donuts?
Nah we're outta jelly donuts!
You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?
NAH! WE'RE OUT OF BAVARIAN CREME-FILLED DONUTS!
All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving weasels.
Ok. I'll take that.
Wait a minute, I'll go check
🎸🎸🎶🎼🎵🎼🎶🎸🎸
All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels.
Ok. I'll take that.
All right, I'll take that.
Can I glaze your wife then?
It's time to eat glazed donuts and kick ass, and I'm all outta glazed donuts
Bear claw then
NAH! WE'RE OUT OF BEAR CLAWS!
But as Blender becomes more popular in the CGI industry, perhaps this harrowing vision of future shall not come to pass.
Keep my glazed donuts out of your damn mouth....