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[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 166 points 4 days ago (12 children)

This is all joke and fun until you realize we are heading towards the 30s

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 80 points 4 days ago (1 children)

and we totally passed up girls wearing flapper dresses...

[–] cowfodder@lemmy.world 61 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You're just not hanging out with the right women.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 28 points 4 days ago (1 children)

probably 😭

being middle aged and married, i need that shit to be in the open!

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 19 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I'm 52, married and up until a few years ago I did dance nights regularly. Charleston, swing, salsa, tango, etc with women half my age was a regular thing. It doesn't have to be weird if you don't make it weird. They were lovely and we had a blast.

PS: Dancing (Ballroom, hip hop, etc) is a great way to make sure you don't lose mobility with age. Once you hit ~45 keeping, your mobility starts to be an constant effort.

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[–] akilou@sh.itjust.works 28 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

But didn't we have climate change back then? The Dust Bowl..?

Oh yes, it's going to be just like that, except much worse!

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[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago

Yeah, but shit was so bad we elected FDR who put in motion the things we coasted off of up till about the 80s when we forgot what it was like without that stuff.

Like, trump might be making things happen faster than scheduled. But I'd rather have AOC in 2029 than 2033....

It doesn't matter if we think accelerationism was the dumbest gamble in history, it's already happened.

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Yeah but this time we're doing a faster and ahead of schedule.

Let's just hope there's a new FDR to come with it. Sure would love to see that one.

[–] whiskeytango@lemm.ee 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Well, AOC is often only referred to by her initials

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I wish AOC could be the new FDR

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Every head in the room turns to watch the monkey's paw curl

Oh no, does that mean shes going to intern Japanese people and be extremely racist?

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[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 15 points 4 days ago (3 children)

World War 3 to begin in 2039

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

sooner. this play-through is a speedrun

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[–] DicJacobus@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Russia invaded Crimea in 2014. Think about that one.

i'm worried that might be awfully on-spot.

The "limits of growth" study has the following diagram:


after having thought about it for a few months, i do definitely see population rates declining in the future due to low birth rates and a worsening economic situation (lower wages, widespread unemployment, ...) but i don't think a war would be a necessary consequence. it could be just barely avoided if wisdom prevails.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

but that also means we will live to see the 40s, and the current nazis hanging upside down.

[–] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 days ago

Unless we're on the Star Trek timeline in which case WW3 starts next year and runs for 30 years.

[–] Patrikvo@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Don't worry, those of us left are going to see marvelous things once we hit the 60s.

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[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The 1920's was also started with the type of weird kind-of-flu epidemique.

[–] lunsjentilanette@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

They had some years of crazy partying between end of ww1/the spanish flu ine the late 1910d and the great depression and fascism really got hold in the end of the 1920S tho, so couldnt we at least get some of those years first?:(

[–] Bartsbigbugbag@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 days ago

The poor weren’t at those crazy parties, they were organizing and fighting for workers rights. The rich are in fact having crazy parties right now, if my rich Snapchat friends are anything to go by.

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[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 41 points 4 days ago (2 children)

“Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.”

 – George Santayana,

The Life of Reason, 1905. From the series Great Ideas of Western Man.

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

History doesn't repeat but it sure as shit rhymes.

[–] Eyedust@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Battles never end, they just get hushed up. Dystopian tactics; throw a blanket over it and pretend it doesn't exist because society is perfect for the rich and the powerful.

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And they continue to forget it's all a numbers game and we outnumber them by a magnitude. Tl'dr they're fucked.

[–] Eyedust@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 days ago (5 children)

But that's where complacency and escapism becomes a large tool against the numbers. Its much too hard to get up and revolt when their favorite show is going to be on at 8 or X streaming service got a new movie. Only a fraction get up to protest when the rest sit back back and mumble under their breaths to their screens.

We need a major fuckup to get them off their couches, you know, something like policing the internet, or crashing the market and causing disgusting inflation rates. Oh wait. Its a shame that we've waited until things got this bad.

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[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 65 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Nah, it won’t be the same.

100 years ago we didn’t have ecological collapse.

[–] imetators@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

Depending on an angle, one can say it began around that time 😅

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 43 points 4 days ago

America was about to have the Dust Bowl and China a drought that caused a massive famine, so we definitely had some localised ecological collapse

[–] Amonverite@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 days ago

or nuclear weapons

[–] mmddmm@lemm.ee 64 points 4 days ago

What you mean? People on the 20s were clearly traumatized by a recent pandemic, pushing for worldwide economic protectionism and isolationism, revolting against and dehumanizing people that practiced "sexual dissidence"...

[–] MasterNerd@lemm.ee 20 points 3 days ago

Time's a flat circle

[–] Cocopanda@futurology.today 25 points 4 days ago (10 children)

It’s going to take the young to fight the fascists in America. Hope they are ready.

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I give it a year tops before the beginning of civil war 2.0

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Twenties gonna twenty.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] DicJacobus@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

the world wars were basically two halves of the same conflict, the only real difference between the two was the whole Russian Revolution that brought a third communist faction into the mix,

and dont kid yourselves, The Soviet Union was a co-belligerent of the Allies, not a part of them. you aren't allied with someone when you're formally at war with them until the mid1920s, watch them kick off a war by partnering with nazi germany, and then have a little ceasefire for 4-5 years between 1941 and 45 when nazi germany betrayed them. and go back to pointing guns at them

Russia sees itself as "other" to the rest of Europe, for those who dont read history, you need only visit a news site to see how that is still the case today

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[–] andybytes@programming.dev 13 points 4 days ago

Capitalism leads to imperialism and fascist. Fascists are the useful idiots of empire. A collective suicide in a exponential function. It will end the human race and most life on earth..

[–] LMurch@thelemmy.club 13 points 4 days ago

Ugh, we learned nothing.

[–] AcidicBasicGlitch@lemm.ee 15 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

We didn't even make it the full decade. We did the whole pandemic thing but just passed on a new Jazz age with interesting new music and style, said no thanks to the libertine philosophy, and decided to fast forward 5 years and let this dusty old turd and his lame wrecking crew of Christian nationalists and the least intelligent pack of nerds that has ever existed, nose dive us right into the fucking ground.

There's no way this motherfucker couldn't just hire somebody to do the tariffs math right. He literally had all the money to hire the most talented people bc he's just been stealing it from us constantly. Instead he and his crew are such cheap little shit stains that they decided to just have AI handle it and fuck it all up as always. And now their big master plan is to dump whatever fucking money is left into more AI!?! Because they still don't fucking comprehend that's not the God damn solution to everything!?!

Fuck I hate these dumb fucks so God damn much

God, I bet all of history's previous dictators are just shaking their heads while they burn in hell because this guy is such a fucking joke.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There's no way this motherfucker couldn't just hire somebody to do the tariffs math right.

They couldn't hire someone to do the tariff math 'right' because there is no 'right' math to do.

[–] AcidicBasicGlitch@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Fair point. Just to be clear though, I don't say "right" in support of tarriffs, I say, right in terms of not accidentally multiplying the damage by 4x the original plan.

Although, now you got me thinking maybe the 4x worse damage wasn't even an accident.

There's a bioscience company with some really shady gov ties that was one of the only vaccine manufacturers that didn't completely tank in the stock market last week when FDA cuts were announced.

Over the last year their stock has been going down, but last week, it was up a little compared to companies like Moderna and Pfizer. Not by much, but it seemed weird the company actually announced a buy back of their own stock.

It would be interesting to know if the majority of shares were bought back before or after the giant crash. If it was before the crash, that would mean the company would be kind of fucked over by their own buy back. If the majority of shares were bought after the crash, that would be an odd choice but I guess if they mysteriously make a recovery it would be a win.

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[–] IggyTheSmidge@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 4 days ago

Don't forget the eldritch horror.

Any day now, Elon will announce that the real reason they need ~~Greenland~~ Ultima Thule is so he can perform a ritual to awaken Azathoth and end the simulation.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

At least we believe in science and modern medicine

[–] in4apenny@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

" The statement of the Soviet scientist’s is very interesting. Does he know what this alternative energy source will be? No, he simply has faith. Science will find a way. I hear revolutionary Marxists saying that the destruction of the environment, pollution, and radiation will be controlled. And I see them act on their words. Do they know how these things will be controlled? No, they simply have faith. Science will find a way. Industrialization is fine and necessary. How do they know this? Faith. Science will find a way. Faith of this sort has always been known in Europe as religion. Science has become the new European religion for both capitalists and Marxists; they are truly inseparable; they are part and parcel of the same culture. So, in both theory and practice, Marxism demands that non-European peoples give up their values, their traditions, their cultural experience altogether. We will all be industrialized science addicts in a Marxist society.

I do not believe that capitalism itself is really responsible for the situation in which American Indians have been declared a national sacrifice. No, it is the European tradition; European culture itself is responsible. Marxism is just the latest continuation of this tradition, not a solution to it. To ally with Marxism is to ally with the very same forces that declare us an acceptable cost.

There is another way. There is the traditional Lakota way and the ways of the other American Indian peoples. It is the way that knows that humans do not have the right to degrade Mother Earth, that there are forces beyond anything the European mind has conceived, that humans must be in harmony with all relations or the relations will eventually eliminate the disharmony. A lopsided emphasis on humans by humans — the European’s arrogance of acting as though they were beyond the nature of all related things — can only result in a total disharmony and a readjustment which cuts arrogant humans down to size, gives them a taste of that reality beyond their grasp or control and restores the harmony. There is no need for a revolutionary theory to bring this about; it’s beyond human control. The nature peoples of this planet know this and so they do not theorize about it. Theory is an abstract; our knowledge is real.

Distilled to it’s basic terms, European faith — including the new faith in science — equals a belief that man is God. Europe has always sought a Messiah, whether that be the man Jesus Christ or the man Karl Marx or the man Albert Einstein. American Indians know this to be truly absurd. Humans are the weakest of all creatures, so weak that other creatures are willing to give up their flesh that we may live. Humans are able to survive only though the exercise of rationality since they lack the abilities of other creatures to gain food through the use of fang and claw."

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