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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Imagine getting drugged at some seedy nightclub and you wake up without a kidney... then a week later you get drugged again and wake up with the same defective kidney stuffed back inside. A full refund!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

“We’re sorry we stole your shitty kidney. Not because it was the wrong thing to do, but because your kidney is a shitty kidney. You can have that shit back.”

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago

Calcium oxalate in urine looks like Xboxes under a microscope.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 20 hours ago

It is actually not an excess of calcium that's usually the problem, calcium deficiency is actually a greater risk for most. While yes, the most common types are both chemicals that are in part calcium, the body is meant to produce them, just in different parts of the body. Usually, a deficiency in calcium allows those other compounds that should be used up in other places to be flushed through the kidneys, possibly building up. Then incidental calcium that does move through the kidney binds to them there. Higher dietary calcium intake is associated with a sharp decline in stone risk, though extremely high intakes from vitamin supplements etc do increase risk. But in general, it is an excess of the things that bind to calcium that are the things to avoid, apparently almonds are pretty much the worse thing ever, with a fairly distant second being chocolate.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

No deal, NO DEAL!!!!!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Had a buddy pee rocks because all he ate was Dr. Pepper and soup for 3 months.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Very glad this can't be me barring some medical issue. I drink almost exclusively water and coffee. My diet isn't anything to write home about but I'm definitely flushing the kidneys regularly with plain old water.