Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
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submitted 2 years ago by Sunny@slrpnk.net to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] dhork@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I could tell you my famous UDP joke, but you might not get it

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I’d like to tell you my famous TCP joke. Can we SYNchronize, so that I can send you my joke?

[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I just used my bullhorn to tell my neighbors a joke about broadcast.

[–] solidgrue@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

If your name is Joe, I have an anycast joke to tell you.

[–] WalrusByte@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I'd tell you my multicast joke, but it's only funny to the right group.

[–] VonReposti@feddit.dk 1 points 2 years ago

I could famous joke UDP tell you

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

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