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[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Boebs look like the type to smoke cigars.

I bet she tastes like a divine ashtray.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I would like to inform you that the mental thought of this was strong enough that I'm consciously suppressing my retch reaction

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I’d love to be the filling in a Boebs/MTG sandwich.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 10 months ago

This scene smells like a mixture of stale Budlight and PowerBait.