Axe? In gym? I use shovel.
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Stupid modern gyms have concrete floors. How do they expect us vampires to bury our victims? I've started bringing excavators but people are getting suspicious..
An axe isn't the best tool for the gravedigging in the concrete.
I don't think I've seen aerosol cans of Axe around for a while, are they still a thing? I totally haven't been looking tho
Yes they still exist. We banned them at our youth retreats because a couple years ago the kids taped down the nozzle and tossed them into neighboring rooms like tear gas grenades.
Hilarious, but not the best for enjoying your sleep.
Definitely is, only because my customers sometimes come in smelling like it to a degree that you can only get from the spray cans
Ahh that was always fun after PE
idk guys... the smell coming from the guys changing room is not of axe...
Dunno, I preffer the stench of men over the pungent smell of chemicals mowing down into my nostrils down to my lungs.
It's called Lynx in the UK but it still counts!
Is it still true.. 🤦