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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

Trinity Nicole looking for her chosen Neo

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Nichole lemmy BONGGGG

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Whoever this lady is, she seems pretty fucking rad.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

She's my girlfriend please don't compliment her

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Our girlfriend.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I just got my first one recently as well lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What is this? I got it too

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Some weird spam. It's going around so much that someone made a whole community to post updates nicoles in.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Finally I've got chosen yesterday.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

This made me laugh. Welcome to the club.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I got it from the same user around the same time. She must've sent it to you by mistake.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah same, OP's was definitely a mistake. I think she's just here for us two.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (7 children)
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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago

Is she like a pokemon now? Got to catch all of her evolutions.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Be careful. I think that Nicole girl might be a drug user.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think you can call her the Fediverse Chick

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Polish girl from Toronto to be exact.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

It’s too late; we’re already addicted to her.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pipe down, not sure what gave you that idea

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

There's no basis, OP's just blowing smoke.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ok, this is a shitpost community. I should not expect a real answer here. But I'm gonna float this question and see what people say.

This person has (of course) spammed me multiple times from apparently (just?) 2 different accounts now. [email protected] [email protected]

Ok. So its spam. I block it. But what on earth is going on? This doesn't seem to make sense. I assume somebody has actually tried to talk to this Nicole person. How did that go?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

There's a community for pondering this question.

The consensus is that Nicole is actually being harassed.

If you follow the links there's no one to talk to but in the topic for the matrix room or something it says where she works.

So it's something like creepy weirdo is spamming everyone with her photo in the hope that creeps from lemmy go hit on her at her work.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

Ok. More internet. Now I just hope Nicole is ok. Fuk. Thx.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I don't understand why whoever this is doesn't use better photos?

These always look like they were taking on a potato.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This one made me think it might be screenshots taken during a video call

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Someone actually worked out where they came from, it was a livestream from memory.

But yeah, screen grabs from a crummy webcam.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What?? I saw theories about this but no proof. Do you have the post talking about this?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

https://feddit.org/c/nicole

Pretty sure it was in this community.

https://lemm.ee/comment/19153078

Found the comment. Basically a bunch of still photos from a livestream.

Why on earth would you do a livestream with drug paraphernalia in the shot?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If she is in Toronto then smoking weed from a bong is no more illegal than drinking a beer from a glass - if that was your worry about the visible paraphernalia.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Every picture of "Nicole" I've seen has that feel to it.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Damn, she's about to enter the matrix!

I got that spamessage today as well

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wtf is this. I'm so confused.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Dude, that's my bong.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

I perfere this Nicole:

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

❝Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Fediverse is. You have to see it for yourself. This is your last chance. After this there is no turning back. You toke from the blue bong, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You toke the red bong, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes… Remember, all I’m offering is the truth, nothing more… Follow me… on Friendica❞

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