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Is Gary the cat, or is the cat breakfast?
Eat pussy in the morning.
Not too sure I eat kittens. Cigarettes on the other hand. Erhmegherdh. Anywhore, thank you Gary.
You eat cigarettes?
Well, the aroma is most pleasing. Who wouldn't be curious to taste it?
I haven't had a cigarette since 2014, but I'll have one now since Gary went through all the trouble.
Same. My breakfast of champions used to be a cigarette and a coffee while driving to work. I still dream of it.
Then five minutes later I would shit a giant watery sludgy shit.
Never smoked before but I think I have to now.
thanks!!! lemme just throw up real quick
That is a big-ass cigarette!
It's a cigaroni!
Gary forgot the five Ibuprofen.
Gary didn't skin or cook the cat for me
it goes down easier with the coat attached
Thank you, Gary.
Ah, breakfast of the Champions. And since the white monster was released, the line cooks on /r/kitchenconfidential have a breakfast that’s 50 percent healthier.
I was going to say this is a normal line cook breakfast
What was it before then?
Green Monster. Not saying white monster is healthy, but at least it’s without sugar.
Oh right. Green Monster was like an Odwalla fruit smoothie kind of drink? Had not heard of white monster.
There’s not a hint of fruit in Monster. It’s caffeine and your choice of real or fake sugar. The white ones taste horrid, the only really tolerable one are the ones with real sugar.
I like the mango/pineapple variants or even some of the red fruits ones (though I tend to find these too sweet). But I always have the sugar free versions and only when I'm taking long drives. Used to have red bulls before in these occasions so never really tried the regular monsters, switched when I randomly tried mango loco one time. Again though, definitely not an expert since I'll have maybe 4 cans a year or something.
I would kill for my mango loco monsters.
Are they anything approaching healthy? no but I don't really care since I assume something will probably kills me in the next few years.
Oh monster energy drinks. Like in the OP pic. (Comment reply was so late I lost the context.) That makes more sense. No fruit smoothie there.
Didn’t years ago Odwalla have something called green monster though?
Quick ddg, looks like it was called “green machine.” If you are on the go and have to drink your breakfast, that’s the healthier way to do it.
Gotta have that crunch component.
Thank you Gary ☺️
And Gary knows one of the healthiest things is to feel companionship so he came to cuddle. 🤗
Thank you Gary
What, no breakfast kiss? I can't work under these circumstances, Gary