So intimate and close, you can still smell his presence.
this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2025
575 points (98.2% liked)
memes
14090 readers
2468 users here now
Community rules
1. Be civil
No trolling, bigotry or other insulting / annoying behaviour
2. No politics
This is non-politics community. For political memes please go to [email protected]
3. No recent reposts
Check for reposts when posting a meme, you can only repost after 1 month
4. No bots
No bots without the express approval of the mods or the admins
5. No Spam/Ads
No advertisements or spam. This is an instance rule and the only way to live.
A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment
Sister communities
- [email protected] : Star Trek memes, chat and shitposts
- [email protected] : Lemmy Shitposts, anything and everything goes.
- [email protected] : Linux themed memes
- [email protected] : for those who love comic stories.
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
Why yall do the Ghost couple so dirty?
My entire life, i have yet to sit on a toilet that's not my own or a hotel. Restrooms are strictly pee zones.
Live a little.
Go to the nearest gas station and take a shit.
Smear a little on the wall like you’re Jackson Pollock for maximum liberation.
Jackson Poolock
One day, you will not have the luxury of choice
If you ever do, i recommend placing a piece of paper vertically and horizontally across the water. At home, you can deal with a splash. Outside, a splash can shunt something foreign into your body. Don’t share needles or poo water with strangers.
Opinion: why mess with the paper. Just give it an extra flush before you do the job. :)
Neptune's kiss... always unexpected. Never longed for.
I'll take what I can get.
Same. I only shit in a public bathroom if it's a dire emergency; like I am about to have diarrhea. Though I have sometimes thought it might be more sanitary to just shit my pants.
Assert your dominance and shit someone else's pants.
I visited Japan last year, most toilet seats are heated there (also featuring built-in bidet). I got used to it very quickly and miss it now.
I was about to say, the only place a warm seat is welcome is in Japan.
Same in my home. Nothing better than heated toilet seat on the middle of winter.
What a missed connection - that's why I always leave my number on the wall, so people can call me & we bond over the shared heat ...
(And no, 867-5309 is not my number)
I am that guy
In winter I don't mind tbh.
Which movie is this? It looks too familiar to be AI generated.
from the movie Ghost with Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze
wtf I thought it was some random scene from Blade Runner. Thought it was Harrison ford and Sean young 😂
Oh it's a real thing. Thanks!