Being able to recite a Satanic mantra in French is the level of language fluency you need to be prime minister.
this post was submitted on 05 Apr 2025
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Please mark this NSFW, no one likes to see the word fr*nch
Franch. When you mix ranch and French dressing for your fries.
I hope I see that next to the mayochup in stores this fall
Why?
The second line on the podium isn't French, though. They're building a UN-Canada fort and no stinky Americans allowed
You got it all wrong. It's about an uncanadian fort which makes it very American
No no no. "Un" means "one." They are building the first in a series of forts. Canada is constructing its own version of the Maginot Line, but unlike the French they are extending it all the way to the sea (on both ends).
Make sure you man it with trans folk. Apparently they terrify the people in my country.
You probably don't even have to fully man it, just put a unisex bathroom on the front of them and maybe a poster about universal healthcare.
The same people who fear trans people also seem to quite dislike the United Nations. So a UN fort full of trans folks is probably their worst nightmare.
"Un" means "one."
So you think it's Spanish?
Never learned to count in French?
Non, et tu?
A lot of English monolinguals probably would consider speaking anything other than English as evidence of Satanism no matter what
Yet they go to churches where motherfuckers “speak in tongues” and they lap that shit up
AND I STRIKE AND I STRIKE
Watching someone have a psychotic break in real time
Wow God is talking to us
"Iboughtahondabutishouldaboughtamitsubishi" - a sacred Protestant chant about snakes or something
As an English monolingual, I would never assume an unknown language is satanic.
That being said, French is absolutely a language of Satan.
Mince, nous sommes repéré·es !
Tabernac!
To be educated is to be indoctrinated
Satanists indoctrinate people
Therefore centers of higher education are demonic recruitment camps, makes perfect sense to me, this is certainly not the product of a mind made soft by half a century of deliberate crippling of public education
In all seriousness as a person who watched the original Satanic Panic unfold real-time, innocent people are going to get their lives ruined by this and this time around there is zero journalistic integrity to counter it.
Cum ar putea cineva să creadă ceva atât de ridicol
Least inaccurate description of French honestly
I don't know, while not satanic per se, french are known to be quite anticlerical
Yeah exactly satanic
If the maga camp would laugh at the joke, it's not really a funny joke.
You have more in common with a murderer then a bunny.
Is it wrong to want to occupy the perfect Venn overlap between those two?
The clip in question btw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27eJz91LAi4&t=1156s
In the clip shared online, Carney speaks in sentence fragments and with a noticeable accent, saying "honnêtement" and "il n'y aura," which in English mean "honestly" and "there will not be."
Same difference.
Parlons tous français à partir de maintenant.
You laugh now but this is not stupidity, this is just step N in drumming up the base to make all them think Canadians are evil and should die. This is just another step in preparing their base to support a full on invasion of Canada.
You never saw this shit about Canada until very recently when trump got serious about wanting Canada to capitulate to him, and now we get this shit. Canada at this point is a target for them, and this shit has purpose
“GET THEE BEHIND ME, CANADIAN!”
Toi qui poses ta marque, ô complice subtil, Sur le front du Crésus impitoyable et vil,
Ô Satan, prends pitié de ma longue misère !
You who put your mark, O subtle accomplice, Upon the brow of Croesus, base and pitiless,
O Satan, pity my long misery!
---Charles Baudelaire, Les Litanies de Satan
Edit:better translation
french cursing noises
Did she mean fr*nch?
Vous m'haissez
Unintelligible, but let us tell you what it was…