Guillotine test subject
this post was submitted on 05 Apr 2025
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destroying an empire, apparently
small boat anchor
inmate
fertilizer. and he'd be terrible at that, too.
Used car lot salesman. Spokesman for a spray paint company. Padded underwear model.
Walmart greeter.
"Welcome to Costco. I love you."
Crash Test Dummy
Medical science research subject. Finding out how he is still alive with that lifestyle could benefit millions of more deserving people.
Apparently McDonalds
Actor. He was one, and I assume he still thinks he is one, when looking at the meeting with the Ukraine President Zelensky
I doubt he could put in a full day or even deal with ten seconds of a rude boss or customer, but working the fries was the only time he's ever seemed genuinely happy.
Well, that and that tape where he's shooting the shit with Epstein at some party.
I would pay to see him pull a 8+ hour shift at a McDollads. Hell, i would pay his week/fornight (McDonalds) payrate to see a full livestreem of him there.
A & P cadaver.
President of the United States. He meets all constitutional requirements and the electoral college gave him more then half the votes. Pretty cut and dry. Beyond that when people talk about "qualifications" they are typically talking out of their ass and trying to justify something ex-post facto.
Basically any job Mike Rowe did on his TV series. And Mike can join him.
Nope