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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

And Nintendo lawsuits going after grandmas.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

also, at least ubisoft shit goes on sale, and the used copies are less expensive…

for nintendo, once in a blue moon the game will have a 10$ discount and that’s it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 34 minutes ago

I bough Farcry 5 for around $10 CAD a few years back and that's about how much value I got put of it.

[–] [email protected] 144 points 9 hours ago (6 children)

The amount of bootlickers I'm starting to see in Nintendo's YouTube comments is pathetic

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 hours ago

They are the equivalent of Disney Adult

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

And in the Nintendo communities

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

The Nintendo fanboys/girls are the real, true, 'winners' of the console wars mindset, the last holdouts.

Almost nobody really gives a shit anymore to tie their personalities to Sony or MSFT... because basically, console exclusives don't really exist, and almost everything is on PC as well.

But Nintendo? Nope. The company still holds a death grip on their inhouse titles being exclusive to their consoles, and the nostalgia/stolckhom syndrome is apparently the strongest with the Nintendo crowd.

It took almost a decade for people to finally be able to admit that GameFreak is basically incompetent. You could not say that even 5 years ago w/o a deluge of insults and arguments and special pleading.

The cope is strong with these ones, Nintendo would never hurt them without a good reason for doing so.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Nintendo titles are on PC. See: emulation.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 hours ago

I mean, yes, but you need a ... fairly out of comparable price range to a console, pc, to be able to emulate ... most wiiU forward games? depending on specific game, your definition of a playable frame rate?

I was trying to mostly focus on the 'console wars' aspect of the whole thing, and how official releases that were console exclusives a decade ago on an Xbox or PS... basically those all just come out on PC a few years later now, though there are a few exceptions to this, I think.

Bringing emulation into the discussion makes the comparison exceptionally complicated, because PCs vary so much, in so many ways, and of course the legal ... dark gray area, and how its often considerably more complicated than just plug and play.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Same for AC Shadows. "You don't have to buy the cosmetics!" Motherfucker every single bit of content should be in a game that you paid full price for.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 hours ago

Its Todd's fault.

Fucking horse armor.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 hours ago

You've never noticed before? This ain't a new argument

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (4 children)

I will admit: I'm in this picture.

Game developers have to eat, too, so a (!) price hike at some point was expected, the price for AAA games was set to 60$ before smart phones existed. They only stayed at 60 so long because gaming got much more popular in that time, driving sales. IF (!) this increase would allow developers to pay their employees more and eliminated the crunch culture, I'd have no problem with it.

But we know this is just corporate greed. Pay extra to own your game physically, pay extra to play your old games, join our subscription program. Oh, you're in Europe and your wages kept up with inflation? Forget the 33%, you can afford a 50% price increase instead.

With the Japanese-only model being the singular exception, you'd think the direct was lead by 3 new faces just so Nintendo could put the blame on them when the thing doesn't sell well due to the price.

Oh, and Skull and Bones was dog shit, of course everyone hated it's ludicrous price point.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 hours ago

As you alluded to, the developers will get exactly 0% of the profits from that price hike. Games today are very profitable at $60. The problem is that execs are eating into those profits before pissing the rest down to the developers. There is also a really shitty tech bro culture that many game studios have, decorating their studios with overpriced and expensive tat which should have been spent on employees.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 hour ago

With the more robust tools developers have available now and the reduced need for optimization due to more powerful hardware games should be cheaper to produce, not more expensive. Especially if you use a cartoon art style like most Nintendo games.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

You know the tariffs mean the Switch 2 may actually now cost $600, not $450, right?

You gotta pay the club membership fee before you can pay for event attendance.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Oh I know. Would suck to be American right now 😎.

I instead get to pay a converted 98$, 50% more than Xenoblade X or Brothership cost here...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Ah, my American is showing, assumed you were 'one of us' lol.

Apologies.

But uh yeah... we are completely fucked lol.

EDIT: I still can't wrap my head around how basically every American Asmongold viewer right now must be tying themselves in even more mental pretzels to avoid comprehending how they voted for the guy that just made not only video games and hardware instantly 30% more expensive, but also basically everything else they need to buy/pay regularly to keep their 'Being a Living Human Being' battlepass going.

I just cannot grasp how stupid these idiots are, but there are somethingn like 100 million of them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

I think a big part of it is that a lot of gaming companies keep wanting to make AAA gaming, but no one wants to pay for AAA gaming.

Mario Kart 8 was already a recycled game from the Wii U and it sold well. After it stopped selling copies, Nintendo sold more DLC with the Booster Course Pass.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I'm a big Nintendo apologist. I've argued in the past that their consoles are the only ones worth buying over a gaming PC (not including Steamdeck there), and while I have never defend their terrible IP practices, I have been willing to overlook it and continue buying their products. This shit is indefensible. The price hike would be bad enough, but killing off physical games is a disgrace. Nintendo fans should be angrier than everyone else, not defending this shit.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Eh, there‘s some truth to either one. Game development is expensive and pricing hasn’t kept up with inflation ($60 in 2010 are almost $90 today). But also, games are ridiculously expensive at full price, especially in todays economy and especially if they’re as badly received as Skull and Bones, while Nintendo games are at the very least usually pretty decent.

I’d recommend voting with your wallet and only buying games on sale or used. Just wait a little. (Or pirate them, if you can live with not supporting the developers at all).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

"games are ridiculously expensive at full price"

A board game with paper and plastic pieces can range from 12-45 dollars

People will go spend $20 at the movies for 1 night

Hell I'll pay 100 if it's a good game

I have 1200 hours in Overwatch. $60 (free now). I have paid 5 cents per hour to play it. I am completely happy with my purchase even though it's free now.

If the game isn't worth it, don't get it. But to complain about it is ridiculous.

Some N64 games were $50-$60 dollars back in the 90's

I feel like we are fortunate

[–] [email protected] 1 points 56 minutes ago

Yea, I don’t generally disagree. Especially if you‘re someone who plays games for hundreds of hours, instead of dozens.

But $100 is still a lot of money for a lot of people. I‘d have to save up for months for that (I’m a trainee and have less than 1000€ per month for rent, food, internet, gas, etc.), so I rather wait until I can get games cheaper.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

I agree with this. I have quite a few games I paid 60 dollars for that per hour entertainment makes it insanely cheap. Smaller cheaper indie games are even cheaper per hour.

It does suck though paying full price for something that will not fulfill that. I bought star wars outlaws or whatever for half price. I knew it wasn't good but man it was worse than I expected. Not with the price to me even though I probably played 10 hours or so. I read some reviews but I should've read more.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago

At least Skull And Bones is a AAAA game smh my head

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

What are "saleries?" Something to do with sales?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

Places where saled goods are saled. Like bakeries.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

This isnt really on topic but what we wanted was a more realistic Sea of Thieves and Skull and Bones was like ship arena battles, it was bad.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

It's funny, because I actually enjoy the less realistic versions, like ship of fools. Void crew was fun and all, but didn't tickle my biscuit enough. Sea of thieves was just sort of... boring. It took too long to get into the fun, and then the fun was over too quickly.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

sure, but that doesnt even mention the difference in quality and value that the pile of dogshit "pirate game" has compared to the latest innovative mario kart.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Genuine question: How is MarioKart 10 different from MarioKart 9? Or 7? Or 4?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I still haven't gotten an answer to how BotW innovated open world except for a list of features that were already in other games.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Not played it but didn't it just put them together well? Rather than specifically innovating too much on its own

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

I can agree on that, but I just don't think touting that as being a major innovation that changed the face of gaming like many people do is appropriate.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

I remeber seeing my lifelong, die hard Nintendo fan brother, play BotW.

After watching for about 30 minutes, I said something like 'oh neat, its like an open world, version of a Zelda game, with more voice acting, open world item durability mechanics, and Garry's Mod style physics/build nonsense!'

I meant it in earnest. I did think this was neat, though maybe the item durabilty values or mechanics could have been tweaked a bit, seems like you often spend a bunch of time just re-grinding for good weapons that break too fast, with no straightforward repair mechanic.

But he thought this was entirely an insult.

He rarely played non Nintendo games, hated online multiplayer and never played an open world survival craft game, had never played GMod, and seemed to actually think these were all revolutionary game design concepts.

Meanwhile I'd been a mostly PC gamer since like 2003, played too much GMod, DayZ (back when it was an Arma 2 mod), and had even written some fairly comprehensive game modes (mods, basically?) for GMod, and had... just in general played a much wider variety of games.

When he decided to finally get a gaming laptop, he found Black Mesa when it formally, fully released for $$$, and he entirely did not believe me when I said that I had actually chatted with some of their dev team before, waaaay back when Black Mesa was just an insane dream of a bunch of HL2 adjacent dorks, many of whom talked and argued on ModDB and the old Facepunch forums before Garry nuked them.

... He also did not believe me when I told him I actually met, and took a picture with Ashley Burch at PAX, back when she was just Ash from 'Hey Ash Watcha Playin?', waaay before she became the voice of Aloy, and she and her brother did panels at PAX.

Same with Jonathan Coulton, the guy who wrote the ending songs for Portal and Portal 2, which my brother now finally discovered in like ... 2022? When he finally got a gaming laptop.

I had the pictures, from a decade ago at that point, but he was so convinced I was lying he wouldn't even look at them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Pretty much haha.

I have distinct memories of... actually having to look away when Alyx first gets sent through Kleiner's teleport in the beginning of HL2...

Because my piece of crap eMachine could not handle the scene, when your view is centered on Alyx.

It would ctd every single time time, the 100% reliable work around was to look at the ground before the screen flashing/color inversion thing happens... I'm pretty sure my rig just could not handle that 'negative' effect on top of the ... bloomy, glowing sparks/lightning from the teleporter, at the same time.

Other than only that scene in particular, the game ran well, lol.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

unpopular opinion: the quality of Nintendo games are worth the cost of admission, and they know it. there are very few bad nintendo games.

super hype to play the new Mario kart for years like I did with 8

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I have played a couple when someone has brought a switch over. They are ok but you can fuck off if you think I would pay £90 on it. Even £30 and I would look at something else.

More likely to get a steam deck instead. There are plenty of incredibly high quality games there that cost so much less. Just don't buy games on their launch week to avoid the crap. Wait until it's well reviewed and been out for a while.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

that's fair! i feel safe justifying my purchase when it comes to mario kart (I've purchased every one since the snes) and the already highly reviewed tears of the kingdom, so they'll be getting my cash launch day lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago

While I am not okay with the game price hike, you're comparing genuine dog shit to actual good games. It's like asking why anyone would ever order a steak when they can just go to McDonald's. Sure they're both food, but they're not really comprable.

That said, I am not trying to justify Nintendo's pricing. They're asking for too much of a leap (+50%!!!) in too short of a time frame. But this meme is a bad argument.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Look, if I have to pay $80 for Kirby Air Ride 2, I will pay $80 for Kirby Air Ride 2.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 hours ago

what about piracy?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Every time I tell myself I am not buying a Switch 2 because the games are too damn expensive and I already own a Legion Go for hand-held gaming, I remember that Kirby Air Riders will exist and I become the angry, arms crossed "WELL, FINE!" guy.

That said, City Trial mode or I riot.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

City trial alone is the only thing that might convince me to buy a switch 2 if they have a decent sale on.

Otherwise I'm happy waiting a few years to buy a cheap one second hand.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 hours ago

Or just go back and play all the games from the 90's tag you missed when they first came out.

There is do much retro content, by the time I get to Switch 2 content, it'll be retro too

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