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Last one is the only one I actually got (and MHA actually). It's animal crossing. Edit: Oh! Second to last is Artemis Fowl

here's an easy one: anthropomorphic eulipotyphlan runs around beating the crap out of a roughly spherical human

A promising young athlete gets cool face tattoos and befriends a cranky dog tamer

Destry the local economy by flooding the market with groceries, animal products, and fermented goods.

weirdly attractive robot gives you a gun and makes you walk through differently shaped rooms. then, you walk through other differently shaped rooms without the robot making you. depending on the version, other robots make you walk through differently shaped rooms.

Game developer removes the logout button & makes his hardware literally kill people and calls both a feature

Extremely strong man destroys and builds stuff

Internet spaceships is serious business.

Hotsex IV

Psychopaths killing psychopaths for better guns.

woman hunts metal animals for some fuckin reason idk

Gay people argue in front of a judge, and your ghost mentor makes your friend's boobs grow bigger while giving you advice.

guy hates free beer
(okay, for all 'it's, this is really stretching it)

Travel the galaxy, pick your favorite prime color.

you play as a weird 'slanky' thing (quoth markiplier), get eaten by a lizard, and lore back into existence
technically you can NOT be eaten by a lizard, but no one's ever done that