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[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (3 children)

That second story is NOT real

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The second story is real. The mere act of sharing a story makes the story real because it now exists. If you think about it, one could argue that stories are self-actualizing because just thinking of a story makes the story real. The story is real. The story is NOT factual. The edible kicked in.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

and then the bag clapped

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

eh, it's still funny ¯\_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

also it seems like it's not entirely implausible

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Now we need the "Thanks Obama" version of this where Todd Howard blames something stupid on himself

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

Meh, this story needs to be either 1) funnier or 2) more plausible.