That second story is NOT real
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Don't be mean. I promise to do my best to judge that fairly.
The second story is real. The mere act of sharing a story makes the story real because it now exists. If you think about it, one could argue that stories are self-actualizing because just thinking of a story makes the story real. The story is real. The story is NOT factual. The edible kicked in.
and then the bag clapped
eh, it's still funny ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
also it seems like it's not entirely implausible
Now we need the "Thanks Obama" version of this where Todd Howard blames something stupid on himself
Meh, this story needs to be either 1) funnier or 2) more plausible.