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[–] Blisterexe@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 years ago (4 children)

That second story is NOT real

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The second story is real. The mere act of sharing a story makes the story real because it now exists. If you think about it, one could argue that stories are self-actualizing because just thinking of a story makes the story real. The story is real. The story is NOT factual. The edible kicked in.

[–] immortal_crab@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago

eh, it's still funny ¯\_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

also it seems like it's not entirely implausible

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Agreed, Todd would’ve crushed that nerd’s head like a grape.

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

and then the bag clapped