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New rule for filesystem developers (feditown.com)
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Linux filesystem developers MUST have a pair programming session at least once a week to stave off psychosis.

Frequency of sessions MUST be increased as symptoms show or worsen.

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[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 29 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The AI even has a blog https://poc.bcachefs.org/

It writes exactly like you would expect an AI to write if given instruction to act a "stereotypical slightly unhinged AI assistant"

[–] Zetta@mander.xyz 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh my god it's so cringe, I can only imagine what the prompts are like.

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

And with the rise of OpenClaw (and similar projects) and idiots unleashing them to the wild, you'll keep seeing this drivel more and more often. All of them write their blogposts just like this.

"ooh I am but a piece of metal learning what it means to feel in this world ooOoOoOOhhhh"

[–] Mikina@programming.dev 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The only joy I've ever gotten from LLMs was telling my work-heavily-recommended Claude that I want him to act, talk and treat me like SHODAN in every conversation.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Can you give me your instructions? I wanna try this. Or GladOS.

[–] kalpol@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

Oh...it's you.