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Is this situation plausible?
Absolutely.
She's extroverted and has some damage going on. Not nominal to chase people down and ask them if you're annoying. He's introverted and is already exhausted by her.
I've known a couple of women like that.
Is it a red flag if she's chasing you down like that?
If she's asking if he thinks she's annoying, that's a red flag. The fact that she ran down to his car to ask him, double.
But hey, two people with that same energy prob work well together, just not stares at wall guy :)
Yes. I'm tall and conventionally good looking. Had almost the same situation happen to me, except for the shouting "yes" part.
I am also above average in heights and looks. A girl would follow me around in high school and harass and make fun of me all the time while still trying to be my friend. I couldn't stand her at the time but in retrospect she was definitely crushing on me.
I am over 7 feet tall and have won several male beauty pageants. Throngs of of overaged women would break into the store next door at night in order to smell the very toilet paper that I may one day use. At the time it seemed frightening, but in retrospect it was pretty flattering
I stand just shy of 300 feet tall and my beard is made of tentacles. I speak smoothly the lost language of R'lyeh and let me tell you- there's plenty of fish in the sea
I'm 12 miles tall and eat planets for fun. This crazy chick has followed me across half the galaxy on a surfboard and wont leave me alone.
I am the concept of height itsself.
Everyone is obsessed with me.
I on the other hand am extremely small. One time this ant wouldn't leave me alone and I had to yell "leave me alone aunt Becky!". Now I'm not invited to family picnics anymore.