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[โ€“] Restaldt@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I am the concept of height itsself.

Everyone is obsessed with me.

I on the other hand am extremely small. One time this ant wouldn't leave me alone and I had to yell "leave me alone aunt Becky!". Now I'm not invited to family picnics anymore.