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[–] Lembot_0006@programming.dev 31 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Trump: Fuck Iran. They could wait. Time to bomb Australia, those ungrateful covfefes of emu kangaroos!

[–] dellish@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Trump wouldn't say "fuck Iran" after he finds out how old Iran is..

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Trump: Lots of concerning things in Austria, kinda named like Australia so we have people looking into that. Sad!

[–] RhondaSandTits@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 15 hours ago

Trump: Have The Rolling Stones killed

JD: But sir, those aren't...

Trump: DO AS I SAY!

[–] Lembot_0006@programming.dev 14 points 1 day ago

JD Vance: Master, I don't think Austria is a real country. Most probably it is just Australia written with a typo. Drunken Hegseth, you know... This happens.

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Given how all of America's other wars have gone in recent history I'm pretty sure the emus and kangaroos will dominate the US military.

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

breaking news: united states loses second emu war

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 2 points 16 hours ago

I don't know if that would be "Breaking" news. Knowing them it would be more like "After decades of merciless guerllia style warfare in the deserts and cities of Australia, with hundreds of thousands of human lives lost, billions of dollars spent and the world seeing nuclear weapons again used in anger, President Barron Trump has secured a peace deal that requires complete withdrawl of US forces and giving the Emu Kangaroo Government of Australia complete control over the country."