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Coffee gives me heart palpitations, and I don't drink much tea any more. Does that mean I have to hand in my programmer card? :(
That's why I quit coffee. Tea doesn't do that to me for whatever reason, probably just less caffeine total.
But I assume it also had something to do with high blood pressure.