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[–] xep@discuss.online 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Coffee gives me heart palpitations, and I don't drink much tea any more. Does that mean I have to hand in my programmer card? :(

[–] tatterdemalion@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

That's why I quit coffee. Tea doesn't do that to me for whatever reason, probably just less caffeine total.

But I assume it also had something to do with high blood pressure.

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

I similarly had to give up caffeine after an ER scare late last year. I didn't turn in the card, but geeez I had no idea how hard raw dogging the work week would be.