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Developing a taste for black coffee is where it's at.
All the caffeine, none of the calories.
and maximum laxative effect
Spoken like someone who can tolerate lactose.
That's true. If I put milk in my coffee it's WAY more laxative than black lmao
But if it doesn't have calories then I need to stop and eat.