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[–] 1dalm@lemmings.world 55 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Rotisserie chicken is like the absolute cheapest food a person can buy.

[–] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's a loss leader. It's up there with milk and eggs in terms of standard grocery items that are cheaper than they should be.

[–] pohart@programming.dev 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is kind of true, but a little misleading. They sell it at a loss because it was about to expire. If it's reaching the sell-by date. They cook it and sell it as a rotisserie chicken to recoup the losses. They're usually only selling it at a loss because that's the alternative to throwing it out.

[–] faythofdragons@piefed.social 9 points 2 months ago

Which is why it's extra bullshit that you can't use food stamps to buy them. How dare people want to stretch their food budgets, right?

[–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Cheaper to buy prepared at the grocery near me, in Ontario.

I wonder what the cost is wherever the Wall Street journal people shop.

[–] 1dalm@lemmings.world 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

In Dallas, you can get one at Sam's Club or Costco for $5.

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The Sam's/Costco ones are like $5 across the country. I don't think I've seen one for more than $6

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We don't have a Sam's/cosco here, but Kroger's are 7.99. still not terrible

[–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

That's closer to my price.

[–] 1dalm@lemmings.world 3 points 2 months ago

That's what I thought, but I wasn't sure. My family eats at least one a week.

[–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

Damn, guess that's the cost if you don't need to heat the coops.

[–] criticalinvite@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The store cooked BBQ chicken is 50% more expensive than the fresh chicken, 0.9KG Vs 2KG?

[–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Cooked chicken is 25% less water weight apparently, so those costs are 0.9kg vs 1.5kg cooked. Still not bad, but not less for the precooked it just is cheaper because they use smaller birds